The Fattest Citizens in Gholgoth

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

NationWA CategoryMotto
11.The Protectorate of LamehkNew York Times Democracy“Strike Swift, Strike Unseen, Strike Terror”
12.The United Dominion of LOVE DOGIron Fist Consumerists“lupus non timet canem latrantem”
13.The L'État Resplendissant of GarbaniaMoralistic Democracy“Au nom de Dieu, vous n'êtes pas coupables!”
14.The Enrialist Imperium of The NaacalInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Life Transcends Infinity”
15.The Holy Empire of The Order of TakhisisMother Knows Best State“Independence breeds chaos. Submit and be strong.”
16.The Imperial Union of JagadaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“We Remain Unbroken”
17.The United Socialist States of Schultaria PrimeLeft-wing Utopia“Go forth and spread throughout the universe”
18.The Empire of NewtdomCompulsory Consumerist State“Honi Soit Qui Mal y Pense”
19.The Alignment of NovacomDemocratic Socialists“Onward we march in Destinies Service”
20.The Co-Prosperity Sphere of AumanIron Fist Consumerists“Ceterum censeo Huerdaeam esse delendam”
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