The Fattest Citizens in Gholgoth
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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11. | The Protectorate of Lamehk | New York Times Democracy | “Strike Swift, Strike Unseen, Strike Terror” | |
12. | The United Dominion of LOVE DOG | Iron Fist Consumerists | “lupus non timet canem latrantem” | |
13. | The L'État Resplendissant of Garbania | Moralistic Democracy | “Au nom de Dieu, vous n'êtes pas coupables!” | |
14. | The Enrialist Imperium of The Naacal | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Life Transcends Infinity” | |
15. | The Holy Empire of The Order of Takhisis | Mother Knows Best State | “Independence breeds chaos. Submit and be strong.” | |
16. | The Imperial Union of Jagada | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We Remain Unbroken” | |
17. | The United Socialist States of Schultaria Prime | Left-wing Utopia | “Go forth and spread throughout the universe” | |
18. | The Empire of Newtdom | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Honi Soit Qui Mal y Pense” | |
19. | The Alignment of Novacom | Democratic Socialists | “Onward we march in Destinies Service” | |
20. | The Co-Prosperity Sphere of Auman | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Ceterum censeo Huerdaeam esse delendam” |