The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Georgetown
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Bimora | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Dare to advance” | |
| 2. |  The State of Jacob Isaac | Corporate Bordello | “Another Round At The Pub” | |
| 3. |  The State of Norsewood | Anarchy | “Fire to fire” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Northern 1 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 5. |  The District of Northwest City | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Our Community First” | |
| 6. |  The State of Oldman Whitehead | Anarchy | “A comparitive search” | |
| 7. |  The State of Sir David Brewer | Capitalist Paradise | “Georgetown Founder” | |
| 8. |  The Queen's State of Sorensen | Anarchy | “State” | |
| 9. |  The State of Wilts | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “State” |