The Fattest Citizens in Genesis Defense Project
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Genesis Defense Project is ranked 25,743rd in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The GDP Surveillance Office of Genesis Admin | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “clear” | |
| 2. |  The Community of Taiwan Ambassador | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Representative of Taiwan” | |
| 3. |  The Heart Sūtra of Chenrezig | Left-wing Utopia | “Oṃ maṇi padme hūṃ” | |
| 4. |  The Way of Seven Samurai | Left-wing Utopia | “Neither money nor fame” | |
| 5. |  The Same As It Ever Was of Charity Shop Bling | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Poetry written in gasoline” |