The Most Rebellious Youth in Generalite Mafia
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Free and Equal Land of Jello Biafra | Left-wing Utopia | “Be patriotic - fight the government” | |
| 2. |  The Confederated Communes of Jello Biafra 2 | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Be patriotic - fight the government!” | |
| 3. |  The Fiefdom of Fishnibble Reegay | New York Times Democracy | “Kiwilicious” | |
| 4. |  The Kingly Kingdom of Nelvarg | Democratic Socialists | “?sdrawkcab ottom a daer ot stnaw ohW” | |
| 5. | The Nomadic Peoples of WYTYG | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Why not?” |