The Most Cultured in Gatesville Inc
After spending many tedious hours in coffee shops and concert halls, World Census experts have found the following nations to be the most cultured.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The People's Republic of Crooked Truth | Left-wing Utopia | “Sure....” | |
2. | The Cold Hearted Bastardy of ColdHeartedBastards | Left-Leaning College State | “Poor People Are Lazy” | |
3. | The Hostile Corporate Takeover of Schlemeils | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “404: Motto not found.” | |
4. | The Theocracy of Una Salus Victus | Left-Leaning College State | “Expand your horizons” | |
5. | The Federation of A Well Respected Man | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Doing the best things so conservatively.” | |
6. | The Absolute Units of Schitz | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Furthermore, I am a bell end” | |
7. | The Kraut Killing Nation of Rocket Saws | Corporate Police State | “We're going lumberjack on your ass!!” | |
8. | The GV Corporal of Random One | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Insert message or potato here” | |
9. | The Rogue Nation of Alien Magic | Corporate Police State | “We don't need no stinkin' motto!” |