The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Gatesville Inc
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Rogue Nation of Alien Magic | Corporate Police State | “We don't need no stinkin' motto!” | |
| 2. |  The Cold Hearted Bastardy of ColdHeartedBastards | Left-Leaning College State | “Poor People Are Lazy” | |
| 3. |  The Hostile Corporate Takeover of Schlemeils | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “404: Motto not found.” | |
| 4. |  The GV Corporal of Random One | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Insert message or potato here” | |
| 5. |  The Kraut Killing Nation of Rocket Saws | Corporate Police State | “We're going lumberjack on your ass!!” | |
| 6. |  The Federation of A Well Respected Man | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Doing the best things so conservatively.” | |
| 7. |  The Absolute Units of Schitz | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Furthermore, I am a bell end” | |
| 8. |  The Theocracy of Una Salus Victus | Left-Leaning College State | “Expand your horizons” | |
| 9. |  The People's Republic of Crooked Truth | Left-wing Utopia | “Sure....” |