The Highest Crime Rates in Funafuti
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
As a region, Funafuti is ranked 2,227th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Queen's State of Honovere | Benevolent Dictatorship | “State” | |
| 2. |  The State of Andrew Simon | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Home” | |
| 3. |  The State of William Larimer | Corporate Bordello | “Power” | |
| 4. |  The State of James Hoban | Anarchy | “Builder” | |
| 5. |  The State of Grande Dictadura | Free-Market Paradise | “State” | |
| 6. |  The State of Riddere | Right-wing Utopia | “Y marchogion du riddere” | |
| 7. |  The State of Crimson Creek | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 8. |  The State of Apice | Capitalist Paradise | “West Alliance” |