The Rudest Citizens in Fredonia
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Snake Nest of The Lamia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The Power and the Glory...” | |
| 2. |  The Empire of Cyrisk | Iron Fist Consumerists | “The only pride is national!” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Tourace | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “You Can’t Stop Progress” | |
| 4. |  The Kingdom of Mahaprasa | Democratic Socialists | “A pleasure to be welcomed” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Frikede | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 6. |  The Shield Commonwealth of Mander | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “True to Our Word” |