The Fattest Citizens in fluffy squishfish
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, fluffy squishfish is ranked 11,884th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Matriarchy of SnowQueen | Mother Knows Best State | “Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world” | |
| 2. |  The Empire of Vendusi | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Patience and perseverance have a magical effect.” |