The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in First World Order

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Anarchy of AvehaAnarchy“Oh no”
2.The Card Collector of AvharoCapitalist Paradise“Together we shall dominate”
3.The Science Guy of Bill Nye the AlmightyPsychotic Dictatorship“Science Rules!”
4.The Eternal Lurkers of Breadland 2Democratic Socialists“Nationstates machine broke.”
5.The Protectorate of Cormoe in FWOCapitalist Paradise“The First World Order, shall be protected”
6.The Global Unifier of Elijahs OrderIron Fist Consumerists“The First World Order to Unite Humanity.”
7.The Republic of Ocean MasterLeft-wing Utopia“Ruler of Atlantis”
8.The Uhhhhh of OMG IS THAT A WAIFUAuthoritarian Democracy“what”
9.The Lavender Flowers of TokumeiCorrupt Dictatorship“Life is your canvas and you decide what to paint on it.”
10.The Protectorate of ToyamaNew York Times Democracy“Blake eleison!”
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