The Fattest Citizens in Europeia

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Europeia is ranked 12,986th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Inestimably Holy Empire of GooblariaCapitalizt“If it ain't broke, you ain't tryin' hard enough.”
2.The Republic of ArmsgradBenevolent Dictatorship“Those who shop together, stay together.”
3.The Ⓐnarchy of CatochristofersonCivil Rights Lovefest“Rather die on my feet than live on my knees.”
4.The Stimulated Nation of CaffeinatedCivil Rights Lovefest“Sleep is for the weak”
5.The Sopo Sloth Kingdom of AmbrellaLeft-Leaning College State“Live for Profit, Die for Profit”
6.The Twenty Nine of 29Capitalizt“29”
7.The Spiritual Community of NormanJacksonPsychotic Dictatorship“Pray and feel the love!”
8.The Dictatorship of PeplesaniaPsychotic Dictatorship“Strengh by Obedience”
9.The Lethadone Clinic of DrecqLeft-Leaning College State“Nihil Sine Justitia”
10.The Federation of Polling BoothsIron Fist Consumerists“Polls!!!”
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