The Fattest Citizens in Europeia
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Awkward Adages of Geektopia | Moralistic Democracy | “Humannknd is in danger we should BRAWL” | |
| 2. |  The Allied States of Mid Night City | Capitalist Paradise | “The City Of Dreams” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Snowian | Anarchy | “F$^* capitalism” | |
| 4. |  The Empire of Inepakium | New York Times Democracy | “Mission Accomplished” | |
| 5. | The Incorporated States of Salann | Capitalist Paradise | “By The People For The People” | |
| 6. | The United States of Testtestest | Anarchy | “Furries” | |
| 7. |  The Federal Republic of Tuskila and windstan | New York Times Democracy | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of The Philippines- | New York Times Democracy | “Maka-Diyos, Maka-tao, Makakalikasan at Makabansa ” | |
| 9. |  The Armed Republic of United Karatros | Capitalist Paradise | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 10. | The Holy Empire of Diacletian | Right-wing Utopia | “For Roma” |