Europeia World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Europeia

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Europeia is ranked 12,753rd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Supreme State of The Imperial NationCorporate Police State“Non est ad astra mollis e terris via”
2.The Crony Republic of GenistanIron Fist Consumerists“Yeah, more like 5 A.M.”
3.The Inestimably Holy Empire of GooblariaCapitalist Paradise“If it ain't broke, you ain't tryin' hard enough.”
4.The Ⓐnarchy☭ of CatochristofersonCivil Rights Lovefest“Rather die on my feet than live on my knees.”
5.The Sopo Sloth Kingdom of AmbrellaCapitalizt“Live for Profit, Die for Profit”
6.The Twenty Nine of 29Capitalizt“29”
7.The Reanimated Corpse of KaboomlandiaIron Fist Consumerists“Come to the dark side! We have nukes and cookies!”
8.The Concordium of Super RomeAnarchy“There can be only one”
9.The Spiritual Community of NormanJacksonPsychotic Dictatorship“Pray and feel the love!”
10.The Lethadone Clinic of DrecqLeft-Leaning College State“Nihil Sine Justitia”
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