The Highest Drug Use in European Union
World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Most Blessed State of Inquista | Anarchy | “For Most Holy Justice, We March Forward!” | |
| 2. |  The Grand Duchy of Brecon2 | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Long live the Grand Duchy.” | |
| 3. |  The Community of Monkeysburg | Left-wing Utopia | “I am my brother's keeper.” | |
| 4. |  The People's Republic of Prosperus Happyland | Civil Rights Lovefest | “A country that works for everyone” | |
| 5. |  The Plurinational Confederation of Iberian Alliance | Left-wing Utopia | “Plus Ultra” | |
| 6. |  The Community of Nouvelle Picardie | Civil Rights Lovefest | “A Mare Labor” | |
| 7. |  The Armed Republic of East Sprint | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Industry and Environment” | |
| 8. |  The Commonwealth of United In Diversity | Civil Rights Lovefest | “United In Diversity” | |
| 9. |  The Free District Community of Beylikduzu | Anarchy | “Only Beylikdüzü” | |
| 10. |  The Free Land of Dephirsk | Anarchy | “Bra tha'n elniski” |