The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Europe
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of -Slavia- | Corporate Police State | “Glory” | |
| 2. |  The Kingdom of -The Nordic Realm | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Eitt Folk, Einn Vilji, Einn Örlög” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of 187 Minutes | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Let It Burn” | |
| 4. |  The United Kingdom of 1D5SOS | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
| 5. |  The Democratic Republic of 3colandia | Democratic Socialists | “United for tomorrow!” | |
| 6. |  The Dominion of 77 Trees | Anarchy | “A Europe Colony of 7 Trees” | |
| 7. |  The Free Land of Aas | Democratic Socialists | “Du må ingenting” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Abooba | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Order, Freedom and Chill” | |
| 9. |  The Federation of Abstenia | Corporate Bordello | “Freedom is the Way” | |
| 10. |  The Federal Republic of Achanisia | New York Times Democracy | “No Step!” |