The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Ethiopia
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of 24 Hour | Anarchy | “Tyrone Founder” | |
| 2. |  The Colony of Binkley | Father Knows Best State | “Community” | |
| 3. |  The State of Chez-Soi | Democratic Socialists | “Vetements du Nuit” | |
| 4. |  The State of Holly Hunter | Anarchy | “Trip to nowhere” | |
| 5. |  The State of Il Nuovo Mondo | Anarchy | “done gone too far” | |
| 6. |  The State of Ityoppya | Conservative Democracy | “State” | |
| 7. |  The State of Kualu | Capitalizt | “Dios, Patria, Libertad” | |
| 8. |  The State of Laif | Anarchy | “Rideau Cutter” |