The Most Extensive Public Healthcare in Esquarium
World Census interns were infected with obscure diseases in order to test which nations had the most effective and well-funded public healthcare facilities.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Nakong of Ainin | Civil Rights Lovefest | “haha yes” | |
| 2. |  The Dominion of Hydroreactive | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Hydra controls the hydroreactive” | |
| 3. |  The Emirate of Seelostoys | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The End of All Things” | |
| 4. |  The Democratic Republic of Independent Socialist Canada | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “A Mari Usque ad Mare” |