The Fattest Citizens in Elparia
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Elparia is ranked 14,375th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Roman Empire of Minachia | New York Times Democracy | “insert less cliche motto here” | |
| 2. | The Republic of Cat Snake | Moralistic Democracy | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 3. |  The Commonwealth of Takkaviita CVIII | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Fireplace cloak” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Bruezvathe | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 5. |  The Dancers of Vilnu | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Carpe Diem” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Outer Khe Thre | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “By The People For The People” | |
| 7. |  The Federal Republic of Merevikkur | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Share in the Help, Share in the Harvest” | |
| 8. | The United States of Imperialist Treka | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Bruins, Celtics, Patriots, Red Sox” | |
| 9. |  The Cheese Obsessed Republic of Storalia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Aanari'ka visk aaso'atro.” | |
| 10. |  The Kingdom of Arells | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “We were, we are, we will be” |