The Rudest Citizens in Eladen
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
As a region, Eladen is ranked 240th in the world for Rudest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Empire of Little Flowers | Capitalizt | “Roses have thorns!” | |
| 2. |  The CUP Federal Syndicrats of RightWingConservatives | Free-Market Paradise | “Outta my way!” | |
| 3. |  The Intergalactic Consortium of Corporate Investors | Anarchy | “ROI is King” | |
| 4. |  The Bandit Kings of Pale Mountains of Klesh | Anarchy | “I Tread on You Before You Tread on Me” | |
| 5. |  The Confederacy of Undivulged Principles | Left-wing Utopia | “What goes around, comes around.” | |
| 6. |  The Decadent Opulence of Gray Mouser | Capitalizt | “Molte nemici, Molto onore” | |
| 7. |  The Sinister Sadistic Satrapy of Lorx | Right-wing Utopia | “Cor Enladen is Divine” | |
| 8. |  The Barbaric Magnificence of Fafhrd | Compulsory Consumerist State | “è l'aratro che traccia il solco, ma è la spada difende” | |
| 9. |  The Holy Empire of Klesh | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil” | |
| 10. |  The Tang Clan of Wu | Corporate Bordello | “Shaolin!” |