The Most Primitive in El Salvador
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, El Salvador is ranked 10,349th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Brave New Kenworth | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Going forever forward” | |
| 2. |  The State of Mustang Warrior | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “So Much To Say” | |
| 3. |  The State of Terrault | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Bienvenue” | |
| 4. |  The State of Andres Morgan | Anarchy | “For God, Country and Home” | |
| 5. |  The State of Wynnyard | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Home Sweet Home” | |
| 6. |  The State of Frater | Anarchy | “Not Quite” | |
| 7. |  The Queen's State of Lady Rae | Civil Rights Lovefest | “nation home” | |
| 8. |  The Allied States of Agles | Free-Market Paradise | “Unity, Discipline, Work” |