The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Earth
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Aceall | Corporate Police State | “Y'all Stardust” | |
| 2. |  The Superior Intellect of Aquatic French | Tyranny by Majority | “Hello and thanks for all the fish.” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Cameron | New York Times Democracy | “Aonaibh ri cheile” | |
| 4. |  The Empire Commonwealth of Gierling | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Liberty or Death!” | |
| 5. |  The Emirate of Memopotamia | Anarchy | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 6. |  The Colony of Potting Soil | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Potting Soil” | |
| 7. |  The Most Serene Republic of The 3rd Doctor | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Walk softly and carry a sonic screwdriver.” |