The Lowest Crime Rates in Doll Guldur
World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.
As a region, Doll Guldur is ranked 1,309th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Boozer of Sozzled Santa | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Cheers!” | |
| 2. |  The Red Hot Sizzler of Sexy Santa | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Red Hot Sandra” | |
| 3. |  The Poor Peasants of Pinkest Panther | Moralistic Democracy | “Pink is the New Black” | |
| 4. |  The Pirate Queen of Ching Shih Shuishou | Authoritarian Democracy | “Sail the Seven Seas” | |
| 5. |  The Unholy Terrors of Captain Bones | Iron Fist Consumerists | “ARRH!” | |
| 6. |  The Sentient of Silent Snorer | Iron Fist Consumerists | “He Who Laughs Last Laughs Longest” | |
| 7. |  The Holy Riders of Stone of Caliburn | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Disinherited Brains” | |
| 8. |  The Theocracy of Redemptoria | Capitalist Paradise | “God's Will” | |
| 9. |  The Constitutional Crabery of Captain Krabs | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Walking Sideways” | |
| 10. |  The Dynamite Sticks of Cyclical Saboteur | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Mind the Mine, it's Mine!” |