The Highest Crime Rates in Disneyland
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
As a region, Disneyland is ranked 17,808th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Republic of Central Dreamland | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Mission Accomplished” | |
2. | The Magic Kingdom of Walter Elias Disney | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Kill the one they call Eisner.” | |
3. | The Empire of Biopsy | Moralistic Democracy | “NationStates” | |
4. | The Protectorate of The Mickey and Friends Tram | Authoritarian Democracy | “Welcome Aboard the Mickey and Friends Tram!” | |
5. | The Kingdom of -Adventureland- | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Adventureland, that’s the place!” | |
6. | The Empire of Mogura | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Death to everyone but me.” |