The Highest Crime Rates in Disneyland

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

As a region, Disneyland is ranked 17,808th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Republic of Central DreamlandInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Mission Accomplished”
2.The Magic Kingdom of Walter Elias DisneyLiberal Democratic Socialists“Kill the one they call Eisner.”
3.The Empire of BiopsyMoralistic Democracy“NationStates”
4.The Protectorate of The Mickey and Friends TramAuthoritarian Democracy“Welcome Aboard the Mickey and Friends Tram!”
5.The Kingdom of -Adventureland-Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“Adventureland, that’s the place!”
6.The Empire of MoguraPsychotic Dictatorship“Death to everyone but me.”