The Most Armed in DGO
World Census experts took their lives into their hands in order to ascertain the average number of deadly weapons per citizen.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Purple Protectorate of Penjahat | Capitalist Paradise | “Wake you up in the middle of the night” | |
| 2. | The Holy Armed Republic of Nepali Marines SLBM 1 | Capitalizt | “Friendship nukes good done” | |
| 3. | The Armed Republic of Nepali Marines SLBM 5 | Corporate Bordello | “Gòod nukes” | |
| 4. |  The Holy Armed Republic of Nepali Marines SLBM 4 | Corporate Bordello | “Gòod friendship nukes” | |
| 5. | The Free Purple Land of Pegawai | Capitalist Paradise | “And still those voices are callin' from far away” | |
| 6. | The Holy Armed Republic of Nepali Marines SLBM 3 | Capitalist Paradise | “Friendship nukes” | |
| 7. | The United Purple Kingdom of Pengarah | Capitalizt | “Just to hear them say welcome to the Hotel California” | |
| 8. | The People's Purple Republic of Pengurus | Capitalist Paradise | “Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)” | |
| 9. | The Red Armed Republic of Nepali Marines SLBM 2 | Capitalizt | “Friendship nukes good” | |
| 10. | The People's Purple Republic of Pengasas | Capitalizt | “So I called up the Captain please bring me my wine” |