The Most Primitive in Department Store
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Department Store is ranked 13,251st in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Department of Indre-et-Loire | Right-wing Utopia | “Liberté, égalité, fraternité” | |
| 2. |  The Department of Alpes-de-Haute-Provence | Right-wing Utopia | “Liberté, égalité, fraternité” | |
| 3. |  The Department of Var | Moralistic Democracy | “Égalité, Fraternité, Liberté” | |
| 4. |  The Department of Pyrenees-Orientales | Moralistic Democracy | “Liberté, égalité, fraternité” | |
| 5. |  The Department of Loire-Atlantique | Moralistic Democracy | “Plutôt la mort que la souillure” | |
| 6. |  The Department of Ardennes | Conservative Democracy | “Liberté, égalité, fraternité” | |
| 7. |  The Department of Yonne | Moralistic Democracy | “Bourgogne.” | |
| 8. |  The Department of Cauca | Right-wing Utopia | “Por el Derecho a la Diferencia” | |
| 9. |  The Department of Aube | Moralistic Democracy | “Liberté, égalité, fraternité” | |
| 10. |  The Department of Creuse | Moralistic Democracy | “Comté de la Marche” |