The Most Compassionate Citizens in Democratic Communist States
Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.
As a region, Democratic Communist States is ranked 80th in the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Socialist Republic of Kilobugya | Left-wing Utopia | “Happiness is always a new idea” | |
| 2. |  The Martial Totalitarian Empire of German Nightmare | Democratic Socialists | “Common Sense & the Golden Rule all the Way, Earthlings!” | |
| 3. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Whereyouthinkyougoing | Left-Leaning College State | “Where Life Is A Walk In The Park” | |
| 4. |  The Rogue Nation of Insert Quip Here | Anarchy | “If It's Funny, It's Worth Posting” |