The Most Corrupt Governments in Deliciousness
World Census officials visited a range of government departments and recorded how frequently bribes were required to complete simple administrative requests.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Peaceful Free Republic of Tubularia | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Quia Ego Sic Dico” | |
| 2. |  The Commonwealth of Vista Utopia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Trust in the Lord with all your heart” | |
| 3. |  The Federation of Clouded Future | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Just be the best penguin you can be.” | |
| 4. |  The City State of Fiscali | Left-Leaning College State | “Never do today what you can postphone till tomorrow” | |
| 5. |  The Land Under Wave of Azyl | Left-wing Utopia | “Look to the Edges. Watch Them. Guard the Sum of Things.” |