The Fattest Citizens in Deep Storage
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Deep Storage is ranked 25,813th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Bannorn of Yaracuwan | New York Times Democracy | “Let It be Written” | |
| 2. |  The United socialist Provinces of Red Ion | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Long live Ion!” |