The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Dar es Salaam
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Queendom of Aemedia | Anarchy | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 2. | The State of Arcane State | Anarchy | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 3. |  The Colony of Bev | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Community” | |
| 4. | The Queendom of Foribus Praetura | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 5. |  The State of Magog Japheth | Anarchy | “Generations” | |
| 6. |  The Queendom of MinSikrehavn | Anarchy | “By The People For The People” | |
| 7. |  The District of ORourke | Civil Rights Lovefest | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 8. | The Queendom of Osservatoria | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Mission Accomplished” |