The Rudest Citizens in Cyberius Confederation
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Myriad Shining World Systems of Kasterborous Gallifrey | New York Times Democracy | “Vere est supra: in fine enim inceperat” | |
| 2. |  The Irish Federation of Bauld | New York Times Democracy | “For ever” | |
| 3. |  The Disputed Territories of HMS Biter | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 4. | The Republic of Yewblossom | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 5. |  The Dark Shadows of Vampire Princess Miyu | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Tainted Blood” |