The Fattest Citizens in Crimea
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Crimea is ranked 2,671st in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The District of Cimmer | Anarchy | “Community” | |
| 2. |  The State of Luighne | Anarchy | “State” | |
| 3. |  The District of Brassar | Anarchy | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 4. |  The State of Sitsiliya | Free-Market Paradise | “State” | |
| 5. | The State of Svobodaskiy | Free-Market Paradise | “State” | |
| 6. |  The State of Carao | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Mission Accomplished” | |
| 7. |  The Queen's State of Zayas | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Dare” | |
| 8. |  The State of Euryphaessa | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Bright One” |