The Fattest Citizens in Confederation of New lands
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Confederation of New lands is ranked 11,679th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The So many flavors of Ice Cream Tiger | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Can you hear that roar” | |
| 2. |  The Mercenary of Hero Ike | Iron Fist Consumerists | “I won't lose” | |
| 3. |  The Kingdom of Bry12 | Democratic Socialists | “My Sun sets to rise again” | |
| 4. |  The Khaos Kollective of Rexzich City | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Khaos Reigns!” |