The Largest Governments in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators
World Census agents lined up at public agencies around the world in order to study the extent of government in nations, taking into consideration economic output, social and cultural significance, and raw size.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Nation of Domination of WWE Town | Iron Fist Consumerists | “I OWE YOU ONE PAL” | |
| 2. |  The Imperial Tsardom of Sparkvernia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “For the undying union of man and machine” | |
| 3. |  The Domain of Richard Nixonopolis | Iron Fist Consumerists | “We are not crooks.” | |
| 4. |  The Stoopid Children of Pangland | Iron Fist Consumerists | “We're not limiting your rights- oh wait, we are.” | |
| 5. |  The Borderlands of The atomic | Democratic Socialists | “~Memento Mori~” | |
| 6. |  The Protectorate of Calavaria | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Solar Death Rays...enough said” | |
| 7. |  The Experimental State of NKVE Administrative Zone | Psychotic Dictatorship | “One State. Millions of specimins.” | |
| 8. |  The Socialist Union of Soltierra | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Socialism, Freedom, Democracy” | |
| 9. |  The United States of Costas Doradas | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Libertad Y República” |