The Fattest Citizens in Conch Kingdom
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Conch Kingdom is ranked 22,769th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Brie-Loving Federation of Charville | Civil Rights Lovefest | “I Love Brie” | |
2. | The Corporate Conglomerate of Supero Omnia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “I Overcome All” | |
3. | The Free Land of Brasil libertado | Corporate Bordello | “Liberdade é direito de todos.” | |
4. | The Generally Free Land of Stustu | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Live Free, unless you like Hawaiian Pizza” | |
5. | The Grand Duchy of Cora Farenia | Corporate Police State | “Per aurum liberamur” | |
6. | The Laissez-Faire Republic of United Corperations | Anarchy | “Riches or Bust” | |
7. | The United Socialist States of Tulov | New York Times Democracy | “Proletariat, the Blackbirds lead our way!” | |
8. | The Free Land of McdonaldsMart | Left-Leaning College State | “With the power of capitalism we'll make robots real” | |
9. | The Imperial Shogunate of Oshima Bafuku | Libertarian Police State | “Shori e” | |
10. | The Colony of Lycom | Father Knows Best State | “An armed society is a polite society.” |