The Fattest Citizens in Conch Kingdom

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Conch Kingdom is ranked 22,769th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Brie-Loving Federation of CharvilleCivil Rights Lovefest“I Love Brie”
2.The Corporate Conglomerate of Supero OmniaCivil Rights Lovefest“I Overcome All”
3.The Free Land of Brasil libertadoCorporate Bordello“Liberdade é direito de todos.”
4.The Generally Free Land of StustuCivil Rights Lovefest“Live Free, unless you like Hawaiian Pizza”
5.The Grand Duchy of Cora FareniaCorporate Police State“Per aurum liberamur”
6.The Laissez-Faire Republic of United CorperationsAnarchy“Riches or Bust”
7.The United Socialist States of TulovNew York Times Democracy“Proletariat, the Blackbirds lead our way!”
8.The Free Land of McdonaldsMartLeft-Leaning College State“With the power of capitalism we'll make robots real”
9.The Imperial Shogunate of Oshima BafukuLibertarian Police State“Shori e”
10.The Colony of LycomFather Knows Best State“An armed society is a polite society.”
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