The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Conakry
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of As Ilhas | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Mayor of Conakry” | |
| 2. |  The Queen's State of Barnhartvale | Anarchy | “Far From It” | |
| 3. |  The State of Colonia Waab | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Paradise” | |
| 4. |  The State of Conakry Travail | Conservative Democracy | “Travail, Justice, Solidarité” | |
| 5. |  The State of Elliott Liberty | New York Times Democracy | “Liberal Democratic State” | |
| 6. |  The State of Esspee | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Far and Wide” | |
| 7. |  The Klingon Bird-of-Prey of KSN85 | Authoritarian Democracy | “wo' toy'taHvIS Hegh 'e' tul Hoch tlhIngan” | |
| 8. |  The Queen's State of Minou Fou | Anarchy | “Golden Opportunity” | |
| 9. |  The District of Tout Pour Moi | Civil Rights Lovefest | “set” |