The Fattest Citizens in Columbia

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Columbia is ranked 5,072nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The State of The Valley CenterAnarchy“State”
2.The Queendom of MendanaAnarchy“Explorer”
3.The State of SebastoseAnarchy“State”
4.The Queen's State of Arikaree FlowAnarchy“Community”
5.The District of CougarFree-Market Paradise“God, Home, and Country”
6.The State of PatomakNew York Times Democracy“Federal City”
7.The State of LordagPsychotic Dictatorship“Dare”
8.The State of MartinisPsychotic Dictatorship“Bottom of the bottle”