The Fattest Citizens in Columbia
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Columbia is ranked 5,072nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The State of The Valley Center | Anarchy | “State” | |
2. | The Queendom of Mendana | Anarchy | “Explorer” | |
3. | The State of Sebastose | Anarchy | “State” | |
4. | The Queen's State of Arikaree Flow | Anarchy | “Community” | |
5. | The District of Cougar | Free-Market Paradise | “God, Home, and Country” | |
6. | The State of Patomak | New York Times Democracy | “Federal City” | |
7. | The State of Lordag | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Dare” | |
8. | The State of Martinis | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Bottom of the bottle” |