The Most Scientifically Advanced in Cocaine
World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.
As a region, Cocaine is ranked 1,165th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Private Stash of Cocaine | Father Knows Best State | “Cocaine!” | |
| 2. |  The Private Stash of Coke Fiends | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Cocaine!” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of NotCocaineville | New York Times Democracy | “*snort*” | |
| 4. |  The Space Ambassadors of Spaceballers | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Evil will always triumph because good is dumb.” | |
| 5. |  The Kingdom of Loathing | Corporate Police State | “An Adventurer Is You!” |