The Most Advanced Defense Forces in Cocaine
Nations ranked highly spend the most on national defense, and are most secure against foreign aggression.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Private Stash of Cocaine | Father Knows Best State | “Cocaine!” | |
| 2. |  The Private Stash of Coke Fiends | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Cocaine!” | |
| 3. |  The Kingdom of Loathing | Corporate Police State | “An Adventurer Is You!” | |
| 4. |  The Space Ambassadors of Spaceballers | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Evil will always triumph because good is dumb.” |