The Most Extensive Public Healthcare in Cocaine
World Census interns were infected with obscure diseases in order to test which nations had the most effective and well-funded public healthcare facilities.
As a region, Cocaine is ranked 2,198th in the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Private Stash of Cocaine | Father Knows Best State | “Cocaine!” | |
| 2. |  The Private Stash of Coke Fiends | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Cocaine!” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of NotCocaineville | New York Times Democracy | “*snort*” | |
| 4. |  The Space Ambassadors of Spaceballers | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Evil will always triumph because good is dumb.” | |
| 5. |  The Kingdom of Loathing | Corporate Police State | “An Adventurer Is You!” |