The Most Primitive in Christmas
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Christmas is ranked 22,785th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21. |  The People's Republic of Slumbar | Capitalist Paradise | “Slumbar” | |
| 22. |  The Republic of Boniju | Moralistic Democracy | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 23. |  The Kingdom of Housearryn | Compulsory Consumerist State | “As high as honor” | |
| 24. |  The Disputed Territories of Iyaoye | Capitalist Paradise | “Sister Moon” | |
| 25. |  The Xmas Day Transmogrification of Mr Grinch | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Maybe Christmas...perhaps...means a little bit more!” | |
| 26. |  The Xmas Mass Murder Spree of Robot Santa- | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Freedom for the wolves has often meant death to the sheep” | |
| 27. |  The Cacophony of Yuletide Carols Being Sung by a Choir | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Merry Christmas to you” | |
| 28. |  The Republic of Andoriania | New York Times Democracy | “Mission Accomplished” | |
| 29. |  The Malevolence of Mister Grinch | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Stink, Stank, Stunk!” | |
| 30. |  The Republic of Lor Ott | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Mission Accomplished” |