Cheese World Census

The Most Cheerful Citizens in Cheese

The World Census shared cheeky grins with citizens around the world in order to determine which were the most relentlessly cheerful.

As a region, Cheese is ranked 20,015th in the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Commonwealth of Tierra del QuesoLeft-wing Utopia“Just like France, without the snotty demeanor.”
2.The Commonwealth of Ruza PytionsAnarchy“Patience is a conquering virtue.”
3.The Republic of Island HommunasionnaTyranny by Majority“You Can't Stop Progress”
4.The Federal Republic of CeblinesInoffensive Centrist Democracy“We have a great country here.. I think”
5.The United States of 5cIron Fist Consumerists“Rise Up!”
6.The Republic of Testing Nation 446Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“Reading this is a waste of your time.”
7.The Peacekeeper of Al QadarifFather Knows Best State“we will wok you”