The Most Extensive Public Healthcare in Cheese
World Census interns were infected with obscure diseases in order to test which nations had the most effective and well-funded public healthcare facilities.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Commonwealth of Tierra del Queso | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Just like France, without the snotty demeanor.” | |
| 2. |  The Free Land of The Isle Of Rats | New York Times Democracy | “RATS. RATS. WE'RE THE RATS!” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Island Hommunasionna | Moralistic Democracy | “You Can't Stop Progress” |