The Most Secular in Capitalist Paradise
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 3,145th in the world for Most Secular.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Free Secular Federation of Nation of Quebec | Left-wing Utopia | “Friends Close, Enemies Closer” | |
| 2. |  The Infection of Edgemaster | Compulsory Consumerist State | “KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!” | |
| 3. |  The Corporatocracy of Anemone Reef | Anarchy | “Industry is progress” | |
| 4. |  The Grand Kingdom of TalAkMaChen | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Inhale courage, exhale force – I am who makes your laws” | |
| 5. |  The County of Orlogtun | Corporate Police State | “Never trust a man in polished boots.” | |
| 6. |  The Time Lords of Metacrisis | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “I am the Bad Wolf. I create Myself.” | |
| 7. |  The Mighty Corporate Empire of JTF | Father Knows Best State | “Progress, Intelligence, Strength” | |
| 8. |  The Hive City of Blue Embassy | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Liberty in Mind and Body” | |
| 9. |  The Four Suyus of of Poopsancagizal | Left-wing Utopia | “Ama suwa, ama llulla, ama qilla.” | |
| 10. |  The Kingdom of Dudu Island | New York Times Democracy | “Freedom is purchasable” |