Capitalist Paradise
World Census
The Most Secular in Capitalist Paradise
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 3,033rd in the world for Most Secular.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland | Capitalist Paradise | “A Good Place to Raise Your Business” | |
| 2. |  The Free Secular Federation of Nation of Quebec | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Friends Close, Enemies Closer” | |
| 3. |  The Infection of Edgemaster | Compulsory Consumerist State | “KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!” | |
| 4. |  The Progressive Technocracy of Uchila Eru | Democratic Socialists | “The Bells of Freedom Ring” | |
| 5. |  The Federal Republic of Brillnuck | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Liberty, Equality, Democracy” | |
| 6. |  The Corporatocracy of Anemone Reef | Anarchy | “Industry is progress” | |
| 7. |  The Grand Kingdom of TalAkMaChen | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Inhale courage, exhale force – I am who makes your laws” | |
| 8. |  The County of Orlogtun | Corporate Police State | “Never trust a man in polished boots.” | |
| 9. |  The Time Lords of Metacrisis | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “I am the Bad Wolf. I create Myself.” | |
| 10. |  The Empire of Snokia | Capitalist Paradise | “Greed is good!” |