Capitalist Paradise World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Capitalist Paradise

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 620th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern BorlandCapitalizt“A Good Place to Raise Your Business”
2.The Infection of EdgemasterFather Knows Best State“KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!”
3.The United States of MidlandsAnarchy“Don't just do something - stand there”
4.The Corporatocracy of Anemone ReefAnarchy“Industry is progress”
5.The Rising Sun of The Fyre PhoenixAnarchy“Behold!”
6.The Perfidious Theocracy of SnorlaxiaLeft-Leaning College State“We are always pretty”
7.The Free Secular Federation of Nation of QuebecLiberal Democratic Socialists“Friends Close, Enemies Closer”
8.The Unitary State of FoneiviveCompulsory Consumerist State“Non Ducor, Duco”
9.The Free Domes of Meridiani PlanumCapitalizt“We flourish together as free men and women”
10.The Jingoistic States of Uxorem meamAnarchy“Quid quid latine dictum sit, altum viditur”
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