The Fattest Citizens in Capitalist Paradise

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 539th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern BorlandCapitalizt“A Good Place to Raise Your Business”
2.The Infection of EdgemasterCompulsory Consumerist State“KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!”
3.The United States of MidlandsAnarchy“Don't just do something - stand there”
4.The Corporatocracy of Anemone ReefAnarchy“Industry is progress”
5.The Perfidious Theocracy of SnorlaxiaCivil Rights Lovefest“We are always pretty”
6.The Voluntary Meritocracy of AnchillasAnarchy“Freedom For The People”
7.The Free Secular Federation of Nation of QuebecLeft-wing Utopia“Friends Close, Enemies Closer”
8.The Jingoistic States of Uxorem meamAnarchy“Quid quid latine dictum sit, altum viditur”
9.The County of OrlogtunCorporate Police State“Never trust a man in polished boots.”
10.The Free Fleet of Island DolistaCapitalizt“Sting first”
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