The Most Rebellious Youth in Capitalist Paradise
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Argumentative Commonwealth of Yhm | Anarchy | “We fight for Freedom!” | |
| 2. |  The Constitutional Republic of Sucrati | Civil Rights Lovefest | “With Integrity, Honor, and Faith, We Shall Endure” | |
| 3. |  The Sultanate of Tropics | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Tropics” | |
| 4. |  The Allied States of Industria-Faire | Conservative Democracy | “We're told to build, and so we build.” | |
| 5. |  The Sentai Team of PR RPM | Iron Fist Consumerists | “RPM, get in gear!” |