The Most Ignorant Citizens in Capitalist Paradise

The World Census studied which nations seemed to have the greatest numbers of citizens that fell into the categories "ignorant," "oblivious," or "just plain dumb."

As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 17,699th in the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Polemic Hagiarchy of ZenzibarPsychotic Dictatorship“That's just the way the system works.”
2.The Freedom Project of Island DolistaCapitalizt“Sting first”
3.The Corporate Empire of Mon GoogCapitalist Paradise“Greed is Good”
4.The Limited Liability of Laissez-Faire EconomicsCompulsory Consumerist State“Once you have their money, never give it back!”
5.The Holy Red Principality of PentadbirCapitalist Paradise“...”
6.The Holy Kingdom of Young Earth CreationistsMoralistic Democracy“Put Christ Back in Christmas!”
7.The Disputed Territories of Divided Wastelands of AmericaCompulsory Consumerist State“Nam mors venit omni”
8.The Theocracy of The DominionistCorporate Police State“His Dominion Endures Eternally”
9.The Gunboat Diplomacy of USS Reuben JamesCorporate Police State“What Were Their Names? What Were Their Names?”
10.The Imperial Empire of Maclura PomiferaMoralistic Democracy“One Nation Under God”
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