The Rudest Citizens in Capitalist Paradise
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 425th in the world for Rudest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11. |  The Corporate Empire of Mon Goog | Capitalist Paradise | “Greed is Good” | |
| 12. |  The Holy Purple Principality of Pentadbir | Capitalist Paradise | “He said we haven't had that spirit here since 1969” | |
| 13. |  The Federal Republic of TGN94 | Corporate Bordello | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 14. |  The Grand Kingdom of TalAkMaChen | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Inhale courage, exhale force – I am who makes your laws” | |
| 15. |  The Free Domes of Meridiani Planum | Capitalizt | “We flourish together as free men and women” | |
| 16. |  The Argumentative Commonwealth of Yhm | Anarchy | “We fight for Freedom!” | |
| 17. |  The 27 Billion Shameless S O B's of FASTERCAT | Capitalist Paradise | “Moonbat Free Since '63” | |
| 18. |  The Most Serene Republic of Avimimus | Anarchy | “Me ineptum” | |
| 19. |  The Confederacy of Woogus | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Pax, Bonum Faustum et Fine, Quia Omnes” | |
| 20. |  The Jingoistic States of Uxorem meam | Anarchy | “Quid quid latine dictum sit, altum viditur” |