The Fattest Citizens in Capitalist Paradise
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 361st in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 121. |  The Democratic States of Viperreich | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “For the glory and the grace of our nation” | |
| 122. |  The Holy Realm of Scorpions Army | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Stand Fast, Stand Strong, Stand Together” | |
| 123. |  The Grand Kingdom of TalAkMaChen | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Inhale courage, exhale force – I am who makes your laws” |