The Highest Crime Rates in Capitalist Paradise
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 1,227th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.
 | Nation | World | crimes per hour | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31. |  The Free Society of FSI | 1,652nd | 41.42 | ||
| 32. |  The Constitutional Republic of Sucrati | 1,688th | 40.56 | ||
| 33. |  The Sentai Team of PR RPM | 1,713th | 40.25 | ||
| 34. |  The Federation of The Union of Sovereign Republics | 1,714th | 40.24 | ||
| 35. |  The Irrelevant Internet Browser of Internet Explorer | 1,760th | 39.46 | ||
| 36. |  The Free Secular Federation of Nation of Quebec | 1,806th | 38.85 | ||
| 37. |  The Free Land of Fakeandland | 1,817th | 38.73 | ||
| 38. |  The Confederacy of The Anarcho-capitalist Lands of Kool-Aid | 1,905th | 37.68 | ||
| 39. |  The Borderlands of Turkuse | 2,158th | 34.78 | ||
| 40. |  The County of Orlogtun | 2,163rd | 34.75 | ||