The Highest Crime Rates in Capitalist Paradise
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 1,227th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.
 | Nation | World | crimes per hour | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11. |  The Queendom of Fiarindom | 580th | 75.8 | ||
| 12. |  The Free Land of New Vic Messia Eisopia | 591st | 75.41 | ||
| 13. |  The Free Market Zone of Kalatchevia | 600th | 74.79 | ||
| 14. |  The Most Serene Republic of Avimimus | 605th | 74.28 | ||
| 15. |  The Constitutional Republic of Hollabackatcha | 820th | 63.48 | ||
| 16. |  The Corporate Empire of Mon Goog | 842nd | 62.27 | ||
| 17. |  The 23 Billion S O B's of FASTERCAT | 872nd | 60.67 | ||
| 18. |  The Rogue Nation of Rogue Nation of Rogue Nation of Rogue Nation | 1,008th | 55.7 | ||
| 19. |  The Protectorate of Stanislovakania | 1,119th | 52.73 | ||
| 20. |  The United Federation of Plisskenstan | 1,161st | 51.57 | ||