The Highest Crime Rates in Capitalist Paradise
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 704th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 81. |  The Republic of Burkina Faso Upper Volta | Anarchy | “Motto...” | |
| 82. |  The Free Land of Wymington | Capitalizt | “Unity that builds us” | |
| 83. |  The Free Land of Fiscy | Iron Fist Consumerists | “MORE!!!!!!!” | |
| 84. |  The Silver Sultanate of Sydnew | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Don't believe in mottos!” | |
| 85. |  The Confederacy of Cerk | Corporate Police State | “Wealth of the sea” | |
| 86. |  The Federal Republic of Dralevia | Corporate Bordello | “Deus, terrae, industrium” | |
| 87. |  The Colony of Womble 15555 | Capitalist Paradise | “Build Higher” | |
| 88. |  The Republic of Rhel | Capitalizt | “Let justice be done though the heavens fall.” | |
| 89. |  The Dominion of TheElderScrolls | Corporate Bordello | “The Ultimate Choice Will Be Yours.” | |
| 90. |  The Incorporated States of Gulf Oil | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Under the Orange Disk!” |