The Highest Crime Rates in Capitalist Paradise
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 1,204th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 71. |  The Colony of Corporation of Castro Maurmann | Capitalizt | “Just making business for Castro Maurmann” | |
| 72. |  The Incorporated States of Globo Gym Incorporated | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! Nobody!” | |
| 73. |  The Free Land of Castro Maurmann | Anarchy | “Liberty, open yours wings over us!” | |
| 74. |  The Industrial Slaughterhouses of Porkopolis | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Eat Bacon!!!” | |
| 75. |  The United States of Murican Dream Land | Corporate Bordello | “In God We Trust” | |
| 76. |  The Federation of Ble Wilestangad Islands | Capitalist Paradise | “God, Liberty and Homeland.” | |
| 77. |  The Shiny Shmoola of Corparatial | Corporate Bordello | “[Pay $99.99 to read this motto]” | |
| 78. |  The Commonwealth of The Alcurian Megacorporation | Corporate Police State | “For our own profit” | |
| 79. |  The United States of Amerisia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Prosperity & Liberty are two sides of the same coin.” | |
| 80. |  The Republic of Burkina Faso Upper Volta | Anarchy | “Motto...” |