The Highest Crime Rates in Capitalist Paradise

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 1,204th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
71.The Colony of Corporation of Castro MaurmannCapitalizt“Just making business for Castro Maurmann”
72.The Incorporated States of Globo Gym IncorporatedCompulsory Consumerist State“Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! Nobody!”
73.The Free Land of Castro MaurmannAnarchy“Liberty, open yours wings over us!”
74.The Industrial Slaughterhouses of PorkopolisCompulsory Consumerist State“Eat Bacon!!!”
75.The United States of Murican Dream LandCorporate Bordello“In God We Trust”
76.The Federation of Ble Wilestangad IslandsCapitalist Paradise“God, Liberty and Homeland.”
77.The Shiny Shmoola of CorparatialCorporate Bordello“[Pay $99.99 to read this motto]”
78.The Commonwealth of The Alcurian MegacorporationCorporate Police State“For our own profit”
79.The United States of AmerisiaCivil Rights Lovefest“Prosperity & Liberty are two sides of the same coin.”
80.The Republic of Burkina Faso Upper VoltaAnarchy“Motto...”
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