The Highest Crime Rates in Capitalist Paradise
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 1,204th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.
|71.||The Colony of Corporation of Castro Maurmann||Capitalizt||“Just making business for Castro Maurmann”|
|72.||The Incorporated States of Globo Gym Incorporated||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! Nobody!”|
|73.||The Free Land of Castro Maurmann||Anarchy||“Liberty, open yours wings over us!”|
|74.||The Industrial Slaughterhouses of Porkopolis||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Eat Bacon!!!”|
|75.||The United States of Murican Dream Land||Corporate Bordello||“In God We Trust”|
|76.||The Federation of Ble Wilestangad Islands||Capitalist Paradise||“God, Liberty and Homeland.”|
|77.||The Shiny Shmoola of Corparatial||Corporate Bordello||“[Pay $99.99 to read this motto]”|
|78.||The Commonwealth of The Alcurian Megacorporation||Corporate Police State||“For our own profit”|
|79.||The United States of Amerisia||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Prosperity & Liberty are two sides of the same coin.”|
|80.||The Republic of Burkina Faso Upper Volta||Anarchy||“Motto...”|